TO THE EDITOR:

In less than 30 days, America will elect our next president, which will make 15 I have seen come and go, starting with Calvin Coolidge.

One of the candidates would make a great stand-up comedian for the elite, if only he would take a few lessons from Jeff Foxworthy to broaden his skills.

If elected he will join a group of several hundred comedians already on Capitol Hill who will keep us all laughing all the way to Wall Street to bail out those who have lived on the plastic card for the past 20 or so years.

Joe Barger

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