This is less a column and more an exercise in thinking out loud. As such, I won’t vouch for all the information that follows, although I believe most of it to be sort of semi-accurate. Instead, I would ask you to correct me when you think I’m wrong, and educate me on the information you think I’ve missed.

Between all of us, we might create a somewhat complete local database on celebrity sightings. And, in this age of the superseriousness and oversensitivity, celebrity sightings are important.

After Samual L. Jackson came to town last Sunday to stump for Barack Obama, I...

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