Someone told me it’s all happening at the zoo.

I do believe it.

I do believe it’s true.

—Simon and Garfunkel



Two days after this space covered the subject of “self-absorbed gratification that was once reserved for American bedrooms,” the Gazette reported on two Miller County jailers engaging in sex at work while on the clock.

And they weren’t summarily fired because their conduct wasn’t criminal. Their disciplinary action was suspension without pay. And since they have no self-control, they won’t be scheduled to work the ...

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