A coalition task force has been formed to assist in bringing the White House bowling lane up to modern standards for President-Elect Barack Obama.

Are you kidding me?

Apparently not.

The United States Bowling Congress, Bowling Proprietors’ Association of America, Professional Bowlers’ Association, The National Bowling Association and the International Bowling Pro Shop and Instructors Association have formed this task force to update the lane at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.—a bowling lane that Obama actually notioned at replacing with a basketball court.