Trump: The Emperor with no close

Just a few thoughts about the Emperor with no close on his deal, as he struts about playing a new blame game:
Donald Trump is no more about helping working people than a stork is an obstetrician.
You think you have no voice until you find it.
One percent of our population is called "the 1 percent" because 99 percent of the rest of us are not billionaires.
When someone rails against the Affordable Care Act, nine times out of 10 it is someone who has health insurance, including members of Congress.
The thick smoke from the recent election's Russian connection has to be coming from a fire, possibly Trump's pants.
Hillary was pilloried long ago for saying she wasn't standing by her man. Oh, yes. Where is Melania?
Huey P. Long of Louisiana was considered by some to be a potential dictator, but the Kingfish at least built public schools and hospitals, paved rural roads, provided free text books and generally improved the lot of the poor.
Trump is considered by some to be a potential dictator, and he has floating plans to cut corporate taxes, rape the environment, jail his election opponent and build a wall.
"Fake news" is any report unfavorable to the administration. "Real news" is whatever lowlife Steve Bannon says it is. And there ain't no kind of news till the fat bully tweets.
Paul Ryan rolled over like a mangy dog that needs a belly scratch. Ditto Ted Cruz.
Women marched lawfully and peacefully for a variety of causes, among them the right not to be grabbed by a septuagenarian with a foul mouth and orange hair.
A budget that asks for billions of dollars to build a wall and inflates defense at the expense of all else paints a picture of Trump as Hagar the Horrible-pouring hot oil on invaders from a castle turret.
Trump claimed Barack Obama tapped his golden tower but the validity of that tweet was undermined by the Leader of the Free World's misspelling of "tap."
Trump once claimed Obama was not born in the United States, the validity of which was undermined by a birth certificate.
As millions of Americans prepare to bite the bullet and pay their income taxes, the president refuses to share his returns and brags about years of nonpayment, which, he says, makes him superior.
Stalwart American allies like Great Britain, Australia and Germany are insulted by Trump, who must have another entire slate of friends in mind.
The world thinks we have lost our mind, but, hey, who needs the rest of the world?
Kellyanne Conway, high heels on the Oval Office sofa, creator of the term "alternative facts" and the fantasy massacre in Bowling Green, Kentucky, gets her own Secret Service code name.
First daughter Ivanka gets her own White House office.
Right-wing talk-show host Sean Hannity, who began his career on the air mocking black guests in Athens, Alabama, now helps create policy.
The new Trump health care plan is to kill Obamacare by neglect, same basic plan as national health care for Americans before Obama.
The solution to this mess: Make America READ Again.

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