Why stop there, Bills fans? Bring on the bubonic plague!
"We want Brady!" the Buffalo faithful chanted during their team's opening 27-14 beatdown of the Colts at the Ralph, in reference to Sunday's Week 2 matchup against New England.
Better be careful what you ask for: Patriots QB Tom Brady is 23-3 all-time-with 58 TD passes and a 101.2 passer rating-playing against Buffalo.
That's a Hefty fine
The NFL fined Bengals CB Pacman Jones $35,000 for ripping off Raider rookie Amari Cooper's helmet and then slamming Cooper's head onto it.
In other words, time to make it rain again, Pacman-as in 35 large.
Bird in the Hand Dept.
Giants defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul reportedly underwent yet another procedure on his fireworks-mangled hand-this time on his middle finger.
Or as they call it in New York, the fan equivalent of Tommy John surgery.